Thursday, February 14, 2013

Does Anyone Still Read This?

Well if you are reading this I commend you for not giving up on me and they little blog! I apologize like every other day with my random and not often posts. But we have tons to catch up on! Do you ever have those days when you look at a person and just ask yourself why you haven't thrown a chair at their face yet? Well folks this week has been full of them! For example the other day I was sitting at a table near a rather unpleasant girl and she just was being as annoying as can be! I'm telling ya she had almost blown my top off with her stupid comments and girlish over-reacting. All I have to say is I am so gr
grateful for primary songs because without them a table not a chair, may have been harshly thrown hopefully crushing her. That sounds quite dramatic, but I'm over it. So since its the day of loooovvvveee I am going to give the privilege of some of my words of wisdom on boy, men, life ruiners or whatever you may refer to them as.
SAMS WORDS OF WISDOM. 
  1. Boys are stupid. So sometimes you cant hint to them that you want something, to get what you want I would advise you to follow the following steps.. 
    1. Throw a rock at their head so you know you have their attention (not to hard, there's no need to knock them out) 
    2. Give them a chance to redeem themselves by giving a obvious hint, like throwing a rock at them with a little note attached to them giving them a clue to what would satisfy you. 
    3. Well chances are they won't redeem themselves so go up say sports, then tell them what you want. 
  2. Let them come to you, or make them think its their idea. (THIS WORD OF WISDOM ONLY APPLIES TO NORMAL GUYS NOT ANY CELEBRITY, if it is a celebrity jump on that train and run to them.) 
    • Be sly and clever in all decisions, for example if you want a kiss, girl start playing with your keys! 
Well thats all the wisdom for one day. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! 

Monday, January 14, 2013

Blind Spot.

Life has many blind spots, for example when you hear a rumor that your "close" friend spread, or even that test the teacher told the class about, but for some reason you didn't hear about it. Well lately these blind spots have been everywhere. Although they come with heartache and confusion, in the long run are for your benefit. With blind spots I think they don't just come in blind and out of site, but also they can leave you blind. The blinding powers can make you sad and hopeless thinking that the sun won't rise in the morning. It can consume you and all of you light. The only thing you can do it wait. Wait for the sun to appear again, wait for the blessings to come, and wait for the rose colored glasses to be lifted up and see what life has in store for you. But don't take waiting literary.. Don't just sit and wallow in your troubles BE HAPPY. I've noticed that through the past months of blinding spots that the spots I sit and feel sorry for myself with are the ones that I never get over or the ones I caught myself tearing my life up and making it worse than it is. But hey what do they say? When life gives you lemons make lemonade... Lemonade is hard to make, but I promise you that it is the sweetest lemonade you'll ever have. And just think HE knows you can get over it, you can defeat it and go on living. To close up one of my favorite actresses of all times, Audrey Hepburn said, "For nothing is impossible, for the word itself says, IM-POSSIBLE!"